Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Fat and Ugly - Reuven

"Thief! Be merciful. I will let you off, and I will also give you the hand of my beautiful daughter! Be grateful!" The fat pompous shopowner shouted at his chained prisoner. The prisoner seemed shocked. He had been caught for stealing, and the sentence was usually death. Not only was he being let off, he was going to get a lord's daughter as his wife. He was like, the ugliest man in town, and his luck has always been down. The man instantly agreed and thanked his new father-in-law. "DADDY! ME HUNGRY!!!" The door shattered open as a huge figure appeared. "OMG!!!" The prisoner gawked, SCREAMED, and fainted.

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